Post by Simon on Jul 25, 2005 11:54:17 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]A Blond Joke[/glow]
A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy
yells to the bartender: "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?' A deathly
silence transcends the bar.
In a deep, husky, menacing voice, the woman next to
him says: "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The
bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200lb blonde with a
black belt in Karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde
and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde and she's a
pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell
that joke?"
The blind man pauses to think, and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to
explain it five times."
A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy
yells to the bartender: "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?' A deathly
silence transcends the bar.
In a deep, husky, menacing voice, the woman next to
him says: "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The
bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200lb blonde with a
black belt in Karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde
and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde and she's a
pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell
that joke?"
The blind man pauses to think, and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to
explain it five times."
